random stuff;general thoughts

Dear wordpress blog, 

my first blog. the very first. i loved you, i posted, it was a conveinient relationship. and then you dumped me. you forced me to run into the arms of blogger. it wasnt easy at first, you know, unfamiliar territory..you know, we werent used to each other,blogger and i,…it was new, and i missed you, i missed the comfort of familiarity…

but then, just like every relationship, blogger and i got to know each other, and with time, we built our trust, our love.now we know all the little things about each other.something you and i do not have anymore…

i missed you, i did, i was mad at you, i cried a bit, then i felt abandoned, but blogger was there, held my hand through the hard times..and now, we are just fine thank you very much. i had gotten over you just ok, and now you come back? now you decide to accept my password and let me post? i dont know..its not going to be easy., in fact, i dont think it could ever be the same, i might post here and there..but youll never be the priority..dont you see??

im a forgiving person. its nice to know youre back.we’ll work on it

much love,

Me.

i said it i said it i said it! in yo face to all those people that dared to doubt me when i said Severus Snape was a good person!

For some reason, form the first HP book, the philospohers stone, Snape was totally my best character, i just knew that he would turn out good! i had so many fights and arguements with people telling me he was bad and crap..one reaction was, “you like Snape?? eeeew!” how dare they?! lol, its all good though, Snape is tha shiznit!!!! :p 

in no paticular order, with comments!

1.jonathan rhys meyers (those eyes and lips!)
2.David Beckham (good Lord he’s hot!)
3.Wentworth Miller (d’oh!)
4.Matt Damon (total cutie)
5.Micheal Ballack (have you seen him?!)
6.Chad Micheal Murray (do i need to explain?)
7.Ashley Cole (aww)
8.Ryk Neethling (that body!)
9.Johnny Depp (two words: jack sparrow)
10.Robbie Williams (hes just got something)
11.Matt Sanders (i totally adore Avenged sevenfold)
12.Shemar Moore (i actually drooled)
13.The dude from the black XS pacco rabbane ad (hothothot)
14.Colin Farell (uhm)
15.Vin Diesel (yummy!)
16.Chris Coleman ( i supported his miserable fulham cuz of him!)
17.Andrea Casiraghi (hot royalty or what!?)
18.Jason Statham (no idea why, but yeah!)
19.Adam Garcia (he is just toooo cute)
20.Tyler James (mmmm)
21.Steven Gerrard(he looks like Clive, i crushed on him..hes HOT)
22.Jose Mourinho (my total love, he’s just special, he’s got something about him)
23.T.I (has this infectious smile)

thats about it for now, not including all the hot guys ive seen, and didnt quite catch their names…aww good looking guys are a blessing n’est pas??!

what is it with me and medical series? Greys Anatomy enchanted me for a period, and scrubs is just hilarious, some of my friends think im weird..but its too great! Dr. Cox is just a dear and JD is funnee..and the janitor? priceless.i have exams, and im watching scrubs instead of reading-so wrong!catch up in school though….oh well jus thought to share, and on the note of seemingly weird thing i like watching, Clerks 2 was adorable, Randal is so cynical and sarcastic! gotta love it.ciao

as far as most people are concerned, i have a boring life, ie, its not exciting enough..but to me?its just like i want it! its purrfect! first off, they say its boring because i dont go out everyday, party until i’m mad and generally run wild. now sometimes, thinking about these is mildly amusing, but it’s just not me. id much much rather stay at home and get lost in a book..(speaking of which i have to get to anqelique), you know, a good book that just transports you, makes you happy, sad, maakes you laugh, cry..face it, books are the best thing ever,you should see me in a bookstore, i get so ecited! all my friends roll their eyes..

as i was saying, i’d much rather stay at home and read a good book, or stay at home and do my next favourite thing-watch DVDs all weekend, watch entire seasons of prison break, greys anatomy..ooh, i just tracked down fresh prince..yummy! lol Now about prison break, i neverm ever payed attention to it when it started on cable, but then everybody was going on and on about it, so i got the DVDs..WOW thats all im going to say-wow, its so good, and its not just because of wentworth(hey this wentworth thing dserves a whole other post-ill get to that)

so you see? on the whole, id much, much rather stay at home,. like indoors you know, tv, books, hot baths..and being a major couch potato! it might come across as selfish to some, but i just cannot be bothered, to be bothered about “ooh where do we go tonight? whose party” its just so unnecessary! i stick to doing things that are necessary, and brng me happiness-staying in reading and watching tv, brings me hapiness.being with my family, and really close friends brings me hapiness-going for a party every night with a bunch of people i dont even necessarily like!

my physics teacher stinks, like all out BO. if he walks in a room, 10 minutes later, you know he was there..and he always smells of close-up for some strange reason..

theres a certain somebody that disses everyone and anyone, literally goes out of his way to be nasty to people a la “hah look at her LEGS!” HE has really BAD breath..once again, just noticing

and certain people shouldnt be allowed to judge certain things in other people.take for example “32″ a classmate who has teeth like a protruding rake..i heard from her “ooh look at so and so’s teeth, eew” ahem, have YOU seen YOURS?

random and im tired senseless

ps. i have a hugemightybig crush on Vladimir Putin…mmmmm

its 1:15 am, i am bored, and going through jokes, so i thought,. what the hell, i might as well humour my readers.that is, ahem, if i have any..oh well, its great therapy writing blogs anywho!

The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

If you smoke after sex, you’re doing it too fast.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

Good girls get fat, bad girls get eaten.

We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.

Born free… taxed to death.

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

A cat almost always blinks when hit in the head with a ball peen hammer.

There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

If you can read this, I’ve lost my trailer.

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

BEER: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.

I got a gun for my wife, best trade I’ve ever made.

So you’re a feminist…Isn’t that cute!

Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer.

If, a two letter word for futility

I don’t care, I don’t have to.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.

I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

Horn broken, watch for finger.

All men are idiots … I married their king.

The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.

My kid had sex with your honor student.

Earth first…we’ll mine the other planets later.

Give pizza chants.

Don’t hit me. My lawyer’s in jail.

This isn’t burger king, you can’t have it your way.

How can I be overdrawn, I still have checks!

If something goes without saying, LET IT!

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply

Work is for people who don’t know how to fish.

IRS We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.

Hard work has a future payoff, laziness pays off now.

Life’s a buffet… so eat me!

I’m just driving this way to piss you off.

If you don’t like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk.

Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.

Missing your cat? Try looking under my tires.

I love cats … dead ones

I love cats … they taste just like chicken

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Where are we going? And why are we in this hand basket?

I want to be like Barbie, that bitch has everything.

Keep honking, I’m reloading.

Cover me. I’m changing lanes.

Prevent inbreeding: ban country music.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

Spotted owl taste just like chicken.

Hang up and drive.

Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.

Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot.

Snatch a kiss, or vice versa.

I don’t have to be dead to donate my organ.

WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition.

This would be really funny if it wasn’t happening to me.

I have the body of a god… Buddha!

I get enough exercise pushing my luck.

Auntie Em- Hate you, hate Kansas, taking dog. Dorothy

If you don’t like the news, go out and make your own.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep

Guns don’t kill people… but they make it real easy.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather … Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Tow-ers will be violated

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.

Guns don’t kill people, postal workers do.

Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.

I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.

Friends don’t let Friends drive Naked.

If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie!’… till you can find a rock.

Sex on television can’t hurt you… unless you fall off.

The following exam was administered to gangsters as their version of the SAT, this version is known as the official GAT (Gangsta Aptitude Tess)…

1) You just robbed som jack mo fo with $20 in his wallet. You can buy:

A. A dime and two 40’s
B. A new pair of Fila’s
C. Dashikki down the block
D. Yo mama

2) It’s tha end of da monf again and da man is on your jack for da rent. You:

A. Bust a cap in his ass
B. Say, “Shit man, why you all up in ma bidness?”
C. Have anuther kid on welfare
D. Yo mama

3) You and ya holmes are banging down da block when yall scam da uther mo fo’s commin your way. If ya both jaking your hydros, and both yall draw yur gats, which of da following happens:

A. Shit goes down in da hood
B. Ya check yur colours and let the cop-killers fly
C. Shit man, I do’no maff
D. Yo mama

4) You drink haff a 40. How much is left:

A. Haff
B. Da uther haff
C. Zum mo
D. Bout enuff to jak yo mama

5) You, beein da shit you are, dress yo self in da morn in which of deese:

A. Yo Tek 9 with da Raiders hat
B. Da AK47 with yo Fila’s

6) Tiz yo 21st birfday. You:

A. Hook up with Dashikki down the block and treat her to MceeDees
B. Treat yo self to crack, ice cream, and 40’s
C. Gaffle da man
D. I do’no maff

JOG-MAFEE

7) Wher iz da mutherland at:

A. Afrika
B. Mehico
C. Compton
D. Souff Centra
E. Yo mama

What am da capita of California?

A. Da Hood
B. Compton
C. Compton
D. Compton

ANALAMA-G’S

9) Tek 9 : Gatt :

A. Yo mama : Dashikki
B. Fila’s : Nike
C. Tu pac : Barry White
D. St. Ive’s : Colt 45

10) Malt Liquor : Da Chronic :

A. Da Man : Da Systum
B. ReeRun : MC Hammer
C. Fat Albert : Shaft
D. Yo mama : Dashikki

NOW LOOKIE HERE FOO. I GOTS TO AXE YOU AN EXXAY QUEXTIUN: IN 25 WURDS MO O LESS, TELL UZ ME WHO AM DA MAN?

So dat we may give uh you yo cowrecked sco, sine yo tag here

i “officialy” have a boyfriend.

when i say officially, i mean that “people” think, yea, those two, they are together, if you ask, thats the standard answer.

i however, do not personally feel so, i wake up each morning, and go through my day, and if someone doesnt ask me of him, i do not think about him.

it is really very funny see, because he too is apparently under the illusion that “we” have a “relationship”.

it started good-for me. all the girls in school were acting like he was the bees knees.you know, new student, good looking, rather, “ungettable” naturally, i developed a crush on him (its amazing what other peoples approval of a said object can do to a person) so anyways, me gets what me wants.

this is when he “officially” became my boyfriend.. at first was really cool, i was sooo happy, thinking i had what i wanted (but it was not! because it was obviously something that other people, not me, thought was tha shyt.not that i realized this), i was happy, i called him nonstop, always wanted to be around him(at this point, i’d like to point out that this is very unlike me, i was carrying out an, ahem experiment, to see how it feels to openly emote.(more on that later) and so on and so forth,funny thing was, he wasnt really into the whole thing then.

and then it started.it wasnt the first time.i lost interest.i simply became numb towards him.all those faults i overlooked in my effort to like him started being magnifyed..he just well irritates me! his attitude his philosophy on life ( i honestly feel like the word philosophy is being insulted when its used to describe his outlook), and everything really, the way he laughs, talks, tis really that bad.

i literally run the oppsite way we i see him(hmm, funny thing is, now he seems really interested huh?) my friend insists this is childish.i agree, but so far, it works, i still have my sanity.

im uncmfortable with making people feel bd, so i dont know how to tell him, well that its over.i want him to do it, ive tried hinting it, i havent called him in three days, i dont reply texts, i dont say “me too” but he seems freaking oblivious to the fact that, well, its OVER!! he thinks its a phase ill get over, i wont. arghh its all so so, annoying really

so you see, im numb. i really dont feel like i have a boyfriend. i only do when im literally reminded of him, i do not like him anymore! so this whole “relationship” thing, im curious as to who and who are in it, cuz im out!

ill jus have to figure out a way to let him know.and plus, i LOVE my personal space, i NEED freedom, i cant cope with someone, whining, and demanding that i ” feel the same ” all the time.get a life, its irritating, choking, asphyxiating..you get my picture?

im open to suggestions on how to let him down easy.ciao!