what real friends are..
FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin “Damn … we fucked up… but that shit was fun”
FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
REAl FRiENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRiENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don’t waste shit.”
FAKE FRiENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the fuck out
FAKE FRiENDS: Would ignore this
REAl FRiENDS: Will send this to all there real friends and hope toget it back!!
If you get this then it means your a real friend so send this to 10 of your friends and if they send it back then they a real friend
the stupid thingd people do when they dont think things through
i was at home, happily watching tv and cooking (hey its fun!) and listening to musicm and dancing all over the place, dressed in ma “really dont care ratty houseclothes” and feeling really happy with myself..and then my friend calls me.
are you dong anything?? i want to go do my hair she says..whatever come over or something.so im there watching tv..when she actually comes..i need to tell you now, the sun was blistering! so hot you could cook on the road..and what do i do? i happily get dressed and follow aformentioned friend.
we could have taken the road with the nice trees, which is actually shorter, but no, we take the longest, straightest road, that had not one tree in sight and trek down that one..
LORD the heat! i was in physical pain! note pain, nt discomfort, i was actually in pain!..so we got to the place, and she starts doing her hair, and she keeps complaining of everything (at this point i start wistfully thinking of my ratty slippers and my tv)…eventually she throws a bitchfit and we leave
now she informs me that her boyfriend is coming over..WHAT?? and im supposed to stay with them..WHAT on earth for?! but shes my friend, and i comply
so im walking around, doing nothing, and feeling bored as hell.i finally have enough and head home, it starts raining when im practically fifty steps from my house.i have braids in.this is NOT good, and i have my cloth slippers on too..also NOT good.at all! so i run home and set about drying my hair..
my phone rings, my dear friend wants me to bring over a couple of umbrellas, and she assures me that she wants to go.what do you thing? i get there and they are still going all lovey dovey, they obviously dont need me.i sit on the stairs, i play with my phone, i call my boyfriend, who isnt with me because hes got a fever..argh, i leave eventually
then i get a headache from hell, all my bones are sorem i feel like throwing up, and to top it all, i realize that i started my period..tell me, could there be a more perfect day??!
