you know youre ukrainian if….
so true!
U know ur Ukrainian when u eat bread with EVERYTHING.
2. U know ur Ukrainian if you or your relatives have at least five gold teeth in their mouth.
3. U know ur Ukrainian if u or 40 of ur relatives drive a civic, eclipse, camry,bmwm3 or accord.
4. U knows ur Ukrainian if your car windows are tinted twice the legal limit.
5. U know ur Ukrainian if 75% of your paycheck is spent on your car.
6. U know ur Ukrainian when you and 5 of your buddies fly down the expressway at 100mph + to try to beat each other to the local Applebees where there will be a 15 min wait to be seated.
7. U know ur Ukrainian if going over 100 mph is routine.
8. U know ur Ukrainian if you’re driving on 2 tickets and don’t remember what your license looks like.
9. U know ur Ukrainian if you’ve been driving without a license for 2 years. (or is that a Mexican?)
10. U know ur Ukrainian if you know the local cops (and their wives) by name.
11. U know ur Ukrainian when you say “lets meet at 9″, you actually mean “I’ll wake up at 9, take a shower, eat, watch tv and meet you at 12″.
12. U know ur Ukrainian if u stand around in circles of friends for an hour deciding what to do.
13. U know ur Ukrainian if u stand around in one huge circle deciding what to do.
14. U know ur Ukrainian when after leaving a restaurant, it actually means you’re going outside to the parking lot to talk for another hour.
15. U know ur Ukrainian if your uncle fixes cars from the auction.
16. U know ur Ukrainian if you drive a car bought from an auction. (which u will later sell and make a hefty profit off of unsuspecting American buyers).
17. U know ur Ukrainian if you have a UA sticker on your bumper, side window, license plate, back window, the other side window, roof? and dashboard.
18. U know ur Ukrainian if your life depends on how well u do in volleyball or soccer.
19. U know ur a new Ukrainian immigrant if you wear church shoes with jeans, shorts, or slacks… while playing volleyball.
20. U know ur a new Ukrainian immigrant if you tuck your shirt in your shorts.
21. U know ur Ukrainain when at least 5 of ur relatives are named Volodia, Yura, Olya, Oksana, Nataliya or Tanya
22. U know ur Ukrainain when all of ur cds are burned, or u bought them at a Bazar for 2 bucks a piece.
23. U know ur Ukrainain if u can make Perogis in 18 different flavors.
24. U know ur Ukrainain when u get kicked out of every go kart, theme park, and anything potentially dangerous.
25. u know ur ukrainain if you work construction
26. u know ur ukrainain if your grandma’s gossip is faster that your cable internet connection
27. u know ur ukrainian if one of your grandparents or uncle is missing a finger due to a farming accident in Ukraine (so true)
28. u know ur ukrainian if u have five leather jackets and matching gloves.
29. u know ur ukrainian if u keep your stash of cash under your mattress instead of a savings account
30. u know ur ukrainian if 12 of your friends get into a movie with only one ticket.
31. if u have a grandma whos name is bubba or hanya.
32. u know ur ukrainian if you choose to smoke parliment lights or marbalo lights
33. u know ur ukrainian when ur a step ahead of others, driving with ur parents at 14 and driving by urself at 15 with a permitt
33. u know ur ukrainian when u eat salo everyday
